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24 is the best show ever.

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1 Awesome Quotes (SPOILERS) 1.1 Season 1 1.2 Season 2 1.3 Season 3 1.4 Season 4 1.5 Season 5 1.6 Season 6

Awesome Quotes (SPOILERS)

• "Dammit!" - Jack Bauer, a thousand times and counting (more people are using it lately)
• "Son of a bitch!" - Jack Bauer, a thousand times and counting
• "Shut up, stupid!" - Jack Bauer
• "There is not enough time." - a lot of people

Season 1

• "You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful." - Jack Bauer
• "I have killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now." - Jack Bauer

Season 2

• "I'm gonna need a hacksaw." - Jack Bauer
• "Mr. Prime Minister - if a bomb goes off today, it will hurt us, but it will destroy you." - President David Palmer
• "The Sunday before you killed my wife... Teri and I went to the boardwalk in Venice just watching all the rollerbladers and musicians, laughing at the crazy people, spending time together. And Teri sees this sno-cone stand. She giggles like a kid. She takes off running, she wants to get in line, she wants one. I remember I was watching her, I was just... I couldn't help myself. When I look up at her she's talking to this old lady in line behind her and the two of them are laughing, and I'm thinking to myself, how the hell does she do that. How does she strike up a conversation with an absolute stranger? And they just start laughing. Like they'd been friends forever. That's a GIFT. I remember thinking, God, I wish I could do that. But I can't. That was Teri. My wife. That's what you took from this world, Nina. That's what you took from me, and my daughter. I just wanted you to know that." - Jack Bauer
• [To Nina] "You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me." - Jack Bauer
• "It felt pretty personal when you killed my wife." - Jack Bauer
• "You inhaled plutonium, George." - Jack Bauer
• "It's time." - George Mason
• "Because you're worse than a traitor, Nina. You don't even have a cause, you don't believe in anything. But you would sell anyone and everything out to the highest bidder. So [*throws table*] [*shouts*] stop wasting my time. Gimme a name!" - Jack Bauer
• Jack Bauer's whisper to Nina, inaudible to the viewer. If we were to ever hear what he said, our heads would explode.

Season 3

• "I like working with you, Chase; you're a nice kid. But don't you ever come into my office and talk to me like that again, do you understand me?" - Jack Bauer
• "You should mind your own business, Chase." - Jack Bauer
• "That's right, Amador. You betrayed me, too, I'm just better at it than you." - Jack Bauer
• "You can look the other way once, and it's no big deal, except it makes it easier for you to compromise the next time, and pretty soon that's all your doing; compromising, because that's the way you think things are done. You know those guys I busted? You think they were the bad guys? Because they weren't, they weren't bad guys, they were just like you and me. Except they compromised... Once." - Jack Bauer
• "Stephen, you're out of time!" - Jack Bauer
• "When your daughter gets infected, I'm gonna make you watch her die." - Jack Bauer
• [Before he is about to kill her] "You don't have any more information, do you, Nina?" - Jack Bauer

Season 4

• "You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation". - Jack Bauer

Season 5

• "It's been a strange night." - Mike Novick
• "Our government has no integrity." - Jack Bauer
• "I know what you did and I know what you're doing and I'm going to put an end to it." - James Heller
• "You know what this means, right? We're talking about going down on the President of the United States." - Jack Bauer
• "There's always a contingency plan." - Christopher Henderson
• "You son of a bitch, you don't care about anyone." - Jack Bauer to Christopher Henderson
• "If you execute that command, I will draw my weapon." - Curtis Manning
• "The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you." - Jack Bauer
• "You're gonna land this plane or I'll put a bullet in your head." - Jack Bauer
• "Not a phoenix shield; that has a poison pill firewall!" - Chloe O'Brian

Season 6

• "Get me Jack Bauer immediately." - Wayne Palmer
• "Not after this." - Jack Bauer
• "Are you going to give it to me, or do I have to start hurting you?" - Jack Bauer
  • "Actually, you're hurting me now." - Graem Bauer
  • "Trust me... I'm not." - Jack Bauer
• "I swear to you on my family's life." - Graem Bauer
  • "Not good enough." - Jack Bauer
• "You're a son of a bitch." - Karen Hayes
  • "I never claimed otherwise." - Tom Lennox
• "You will begin to experience pain I can't even begin to describe." - Jack Bauer
• "We are not the same... Pick up the syringe! DO IT NOW!" - Jack Bauer
• "Drop your weapon, or I will use mine!" - Jack Bauer
• "You know how to use it? Point and shoot." - Jack Bauer