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Colonel Skills

Most AWESOME Canadian EVER.

Table of contents

1 Biography

1.1 Personality

2 Community Involvement

2.1 Forum Activity
2.2 Drama
2.3 Projects/Achievements

4 Related Links

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Biography

Join date: February 2001
Aliases: Skills, Heads, NCW_SAUCK_COCKNABLAL, Skills T. McInternet
Birth date: March 16, 1985
Residence: Frappe Snowland

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Personality

Studies have shown that Skills is quite possibly the most awesome GFF member in existence. He is known to be highly quotable and a great source of comedy to those he knows. The Colonel provides a much needed medium of level-headedness on the forums, and usually has the greater good of the community in mind, no matter how crazy his ideas might sound.

Approach with caution, you might not be able to handle the AWESOME.

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Community Involvement

Skills' community involvement extends as far as any other veteran's does. He typically pays attention to larger issues regarding the community, though has also been known to start all kinds of shit for amusement. He is a regular in both #gfchat and #nwifi.

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Forum Activity

Skills doesn't post as often as we'd like him too, but he generally posts in Community Commons and the gaming forums.

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Drama

Heavily involved in Team Awesome affairs.
Actively pushes for the ban of certain members such as Rasputin, Unbreakable and Sir VG.

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Projects/Achievements

Member of Team Awesome.

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Related Media

Colonel Skills has a reputation for being a hard-boiled Internet Detective and an ace prosecutor.

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Audio/Video

Media:Gonggong.mp3 Best way of getting anyone's attention ever.

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Quotes

<%Colonel_Skills> we are INTERNET CRIME FIGHTERS
<%Colonel_Skills> HELL
<%Colonel_Skills> WE COMANDEER THE SHIP USS INTERNET
<%Colonel_Skills> CAPTAIN INTERNET, AND FIRST OFFICER BANDWIDTH BOY
<%Colonel_Skills> NCC-1337
<%Colonel_Skills> AWESOME-CLASS STARSHIP
<%Colonel_Skills> INTERNET, THE FINAL FRONTIER
<%Colonel_Skills> THESE ARE THE VOYAGERS OS THE USS INTERNET
<%Colonel_Skills> IT'S CONTINUING MISSION, TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW SITES
<%Colonel_Skills> TO SEEK OUT NEW IDIOTS, AND NEW LOL
<%Colonel_Skills> TO BOLDLY TROLL WHERE NO ONE HAS TROLLED BEFORE

<Colonel_Skills> What the fuck. I just farted and it smells like a delicious breakfast.
<Colonel_Skills> I'm serious. Smells like yolk on toast. Not just yok, and not just toast, but a perfect combination of both.

<+Diss> I think the best kid at math I even knew was Chinese
<+Colonel_Skills> I think the best kid at math I even knew was a nerd.
<+Diss> Back when I was in highschool taking math 12 he was the teaching assistant in the class and was in grade 11
<+Colonel_Skills> some chink huh
<+Colonel_Skills> it was megalith
<+Diss> No, he was in my English class, too, and knew what question marks were.
<+Colonel_Skills> I was in a sex ed class, and know what condoms are.
<+Colonel_Skills> I don't use 'em
<+Colonel_Skills> What's your point
<+Xardion> that was simultaneously the best and worst comeback ever

<Colonel_Skills> maybe if I put on a flannel sundress, I too can woo the men into giving me dollars.
<a_lurker> I doubt it, men aren't into creepy gremlins in hand-made clothes

<@Colonel_Skills> CHlKJA:LGJ
<@Colonel_Skills> god dammiay
<+Denicalis> What?
<@Colonel_Skills> so
<@Colonel_Skills> drankihn with cowarkder and pal
<@Colonel_Skills> after wrok
<@Colonel_Skills> good guhy,
<@Colonel_Skills> likes ace comabtt
<@Colonel_Skills> played pool
<+Jessykins> I just ate five cupcakes in a row
<@Colonel_Skills> hda ltos of jagerbombs
<@Colonel_Skills> anyway
<@Colonel_Skills> on way home
<@Colonel_Skills> roll down the window
<Denicalis eats banana bread and watches Skills make a fool of himself.
<@Colonel_Skills> girls pull up in another car
<@Colonel_Skills> will type slower, typos due to RAGE
<@Colonel_Skills> anyway
<@Colonel_Skills> ANYWAY
<@Colonel_Skills> A:LGKJAL:KGJA
<@Colonel_Skills> girls pull up to car at red light, roll windows down. start having conversation
<@Colonel_Skills> "Hey you getting any puss tonight" they ask. "No, story of my life".
<@Colonel_Skills> "SO WHERE YOU HEADED"
<@Colonel_Skills> "HOME"
<@Colonel_Skills> SHIT SHIT SHIT
<@Colonel_Skills> "AW YOU SHOULD COME WITH US" "No I have work tomorrow". FUCK FUCK FUCK
<+Denicalis> Dude. What the hell?
<+CHz> Holy fuck legendary
<@Colonel_Skills> I don't know
<+Denicalis> This is why you're a virgin.
<@Colonel_Skills> it was like
<@Colonel_Skills> thirty seconds later
<+Viend> hahaha
<@Colonel_Skills> and I was like "FUCK COCK DAMMIT"
<+Denicalis> Not FUCK COCK. That's the problem.
<@Colonel_Skills> I drank JUST ENOUGH to not think things through when I talk
<+Jessykins> lol
<+Denicalis> Way to pomdick yourself.
<@Colonel_Skills> Yeah,
<+CHz> Still laughing.
<+ramoth> Colonel_Skills: Are you driunk?
<@Colonel_Skills> epic fail
<+CHz> This is latex glove level.
<@Colonel_Skills> no, just a little buzzed
<@Colonel_Skills> epic RAGE though

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