Denicalis

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Denicalis

#44 in your program, #1 in your hearts.

Table of contents

1 Biography

2 Community Involvement

2.1 Forum Activity
2.2 Drama
2.3 Projects/Achievements

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Biography

Join date: July 7th, 2004
Aliases: Deni, stfu deni, Alpha and Omega, Ol' Deni Bastard of the Words-Tang Clan.
Birthdate: May 5th
Residence: Frappe Snowland
Contact: MSN: kevinsmithite AIM: MotsPerdu

Although mostly seen as a decent chap, Deni has a history of being incredibly caustic and tenaciously cruel to members once he decides he isn't fond of them; this is evidenced by his prior (and often continuing) treatment of Simply_Majestic, Sir VG, Legion, Team_Asian (all of whom, it may be added, have subsequently been banned or left. Which should tell you something), and basically anyone who swings an intellectual knife at an intellectual gunfight. Despite these pockets of volatile rage, he is generally well thought of, as he tends to only hate people who actively deserve it.

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Community Involvement

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Forum Activity

Mostly made up of #gfchat, #suiko, journals, and in the forum proper. He is quite active in Community_Commons, The_Sewers, Audio_Requests, The_Back_Page (so long as it pertains to soccer, baseball or hockey), RPG_Forum and Welcome,_Welcome!. He is most often sighted running with Shin, nadienne, a_lurker, Citizen_Solo, Crash_Landon, Peeack, tanisari, Sprouticus, Temari, Ava_Lilly, Sian, ^-^, the_Melomane, Pom, Chat Hockey Brigade, Dr._Uzuki, Jessykins, FreshFrank, Dubble, GELB-1 two random beaners, a few others, and his perspective seems to coincide quite regularly with Lord_Styphon.

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Drama

There has not been an overt amount of Drama around Deni, though when it does transipre, it often has to do with his inability to suffer absolute idiocy. Thus, his seemingly constant battles with the prior mentioned members. Often he will poke his head into Political Palace, often at the request of a_lurker, and drop some tidbit of information disproving someone's theory and leave. He was also largely responsible for Spatula's departure. Perhaps he is most well known for his sexual escapades, which have come to light via his constant campaigning against the anti-sex activists of ANGST! and The_Quiet_Place. This particular brand of idiot seems to truly infuriate Deni, as he often becomes highly animated and lashes out at them. Perhaps it is because people who have no experience with a subject should not discuss it as experts. His sexuality has earned him a certain level of respect in these discussions, and he is often mentioned in the same breath as Shin and niki as having enough experience to properly argue their points.

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Projects/Achievements

Finished tied for third with his friend StarmanDX for the title of Best New Member of '04.

Finished third in the voting for most unpredictable member in '06.

Finished third in the voting for Flaming Prowess in '06.

Finished second in the voting for best debater in '06, which he's cool with, because his girl a_lurker took first.

Finished third in the voting for most outspoken member in '06.

Finished third in the voting for Post of the Year in '07, for his mad track dropping skills.

Finished third in the voting for Funniest Member in '07.

Finished second in the voting for Persistent Uncouth Behaviour in '07.

Initial participant in GFF D&D

Founding Member of the Words-Tang Clan

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Related Media

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Quotes

<KimAykut> I single out Denicalis because he is hawt. At least he acts it. I feel like I just want him to fuck me all night and tell me how right he is all the time. This is my fiery passion guy.

<Denicalis> Everyone wants Denicalis. He's hip, and goes well with both winters AND summers, and even with a proper fall from time to time. He's also wonderful served with red meat or fish, though not so well paired with pastas. He'll keep you cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and all for four easy payments of 99.95.

Also, he doesn't toss his dick up on message boards. He's more of a gentleman than that. Bare minimum MSN. I mean, come on. What are we, savages?

<nadienne> Confirmed: Deni is a slut. Your personal experience should not be taken into consideration, unless we're looking for the personal experience of a slut, in which case, you get first dibs after Shin.

<Tails> Why is Denicalis always right?

<Denicalis> Well, this one wasn't pitched at me, but I love it anyway. A buddy of mine is going to town on some girl at a party. He's just railing her. As he describes it, "fucking her so hard I could hear my balls slapping against her clit so loud it was hurting my ears." And he's spitting dirty words her way, calling her slut, whore, etc... she's shooting back, calling him daddy and the like. Then, she busts out. "Fuck me like you're my little brother and it's our first time alone together." Yea. My favourite part? He shrugs and goes to town.

<Sassafrass> He and Shin are actually fuck buddies. They lure little boys into their flat. Deni is the good cop. Shin is the bad cop.

<RABicle> He basiccally whirled into a jealos rage especially at some of the questions [posed to Ms. Pikom] liek "Do you have a crush?" to which she had answered "yes." He demanded answers and she linked him to Denicalis' user profile.

<Denicalis> WHAT?

<Denicalis> DENI = HOME WRECKER?

<Denicalis> I literally just thought "What's so creepy about having a puppy in a van?" and then I thought "Oh, in a fashion meant to lure small children." I had a mental picture of a puppy playing inside a big VW van and it was adorable.

<Denicalis> STAY AWAY FROM MY SOUP CATCHER! WITHOUT THIS LIP FERRET AND CHIN WEASEL I AM NOTHING BUT A NAKED FACED COWARD.

<Denicalis> However, another dealbreaker story. I go to a party, I get hammered, I go upstairs with this girl and we start fooling around. I rock out with my cock out, she jams out with her clam out and we get it on like Donkey Kong. Two days later, it happens again. Third day comes around and, with my tongue buried inside her she says "I think you should know, you'll always come second to Jesus Christ in my life." I fucking laugh. Har har joke, right? NO FUCKING JOKE. SHE PULLS OUT THE BIBLE AND TELLS ME SHE CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE LIKE SHE DOES. My classy reply? "Wait, what? I know Jesus chilled with prostitutes, but what the fuck?" And that's why Deni is the Casanova of our age. His ability to sweet talk the ladies.

<AliceNWondrland> Shut up, Deni. If I liked big, hairy rude guys and you liked uptight old chicks the planets would align and the world would forever live in harmony. Can't we just get along?

<Denicalis> Diss can be Magus, cause he's a huge fag.
<Diss> I can be Magus 'cause I fuckin slapped you around like a bitch
<Denicalis> And then I got a bitchin' sword and trashed your castle AND your cliff.
<Diss> Well see Lurk can be Lucca because of massive glasses
<Diss> I'll be Crono because of red hair
<Diss> And you can be Sasquatch, the hidden character.

<Denicalis> Yeah. I'm still trying to recover last night. Did you know New Zealand girls scream with an accent? I didn't.
<Denicalis> It's like listening to the Lord of the Rings have an orgasm.
<Denicalis> Yeah. She hit me for that one.

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