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Biography
- Join date: June 2001. Or July. Actually, it might've been 2002. I don't even remember anymore.
- Aliases: Diss, Brent, RAZGRIZ-3, Swedish Mervballs, Frankie the Knife, King of BC.
- Birthdate: January 4th.
- Residence: The Great White North, Frappe Snowland, Canada, etc.
- Contact:
- ICQ: 40130208
- AIM: PutOutTheHate
Community Involvement
Forum Participation
Everyone knows IRC is where it's at, man.
IRC
Diss spends a lot of time in IRC, and can usually be reached there more quickly than through the forum's private messaging system.
He was nominated for, and won, the Best Chatroom Member GFF award in 2006. Pom was disqualified for having a Hitler moustache.
RGB Month
After seeing the Gamingforce_RGB_Chain thread, Diss was disappointed to discover that all of the colours he had originally considered using had been taken by other bastards who were more on the ball than he was. Luckily, his lumberjacking Canadian heritage provided him with mystic insight, and he saw the light. And it was plaid. Sure, it might've been a bitch to type with (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/general-discussion-archives/990-fancy-new-sig-avatar-chain-gff-rgb-month-7.html#post14550) at first, but it was all good anyway.
GFF Karaoke
Diss entered into the GFF_Karaoke contest in 2006, and was assigned the song When the Sun Sleeps by Underoath. However, he thought it sucked and opted to sing a rendition of Meat Loaf's I Would Do Anything For Love instead. Described as hauntingly beautiful (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/general-discussion-archives/7214-event-idea-gff-karaoke-13.html#post173099) it was certainly a treat for the ears!
Ace Combat ERA
While he missed out on the original Ace Combat fighter scramble, Diss managed to get involved in the second coming of Ace_Combat_ERA as a member of the resurrected RAZGRIZ squadron. Hell, let's just say it, 'cause we're not fooling anyway by saying "a member". He was the most awesome member of RAZGRIZ squadron, taking the role of RAZGRIZ-3 pilot Alvin H. "Chopper" Davenport. The choice was fitting, because Chopper, much like Diss, kicks total ass.
Merv Delicatessen
Diss became the most DELICIOUS (http://gfw.condign.org/wiki/Image:Merv-delicatessen-delicious.jpg) member of the Merv_Delicatessen menu after his transformation into Swedish Mervballs. Mmm boy.
Team Awesome Was There
When Team_Awesome was accused of being responsible for some of the most significant events in recorded history, Diss presented several pieces of evidence supporting the bold claim that Team_Awesome_Was_There.
Tombstone Pizza Island
Shortly after Tombstone Pizza Island opened for business, Diss took it upon himself to dupe as many people into getting Tombstowned as he could. A pair of journal (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/journal.php?action=view&amount=single&userid=235&entryid=17808) entries (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/journal.php?action=view&amount=single&userid=235&entryid=17833) got the ball rolling, but even then Diss saw the potential for reaching a vast, untapped source of pizza deliveries: the zero posters. Presenting them with a link supposedly to his FTP he lured them in and they clicked. Oh, how they clicked! Within a day Diss had shot to the top of the Pizza Stats (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/pizzastats.php) list for deliveries (both failed and successful) and his PM inbox was flooded with pizza (http://gfw.condign.org/images/8/81/Tombstowned.png).
After the pizza script was disabled (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/journal.php?action=view&amount=single&userid=5&entryid=17966) in the early hours of December 11, 2006, Diss led both the Hungry Customer and Pizza Glutton categories (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/pizzastats.php), having approximately as many pizzas in each as the next three people combined.
Hockey Pool
2006-2007: 2nd
2007-2008: 1st
Playoff Contest
2006-2007: 1st
2007-2008: Like 8th or so.
Related Media
Avatar History
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| Made in response to Ben's avatar here (http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/general-discussion-archives/990-fancy-new-sig-avatar-chain-gff-rgb-month-9.html#post15490) |
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| "And I'm Chopper!" "...that's a nice name too." |
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| So! You've been slowing my progress! |
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| I don't care if it sucks. I tried, okay. =( |
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| Swedish Mervballs: the best way you can turn meat into a ball! |
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| And in my last hour I'm a slave to the power of death. |
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| MEEDLYMEEDLY MEEDLYMEEDLY |
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| A good ol' wholesome Christmas |
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| Fist-Wielding Gaul Warrior |
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| I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL BOMB FOR YOU! |
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| We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Nyah. |
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| Great train robbers of the century... |
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| You challenge Lavos with that battered body of yours? |
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Fun Signatures
Earthbound Avatar Project
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| A bee I am not... |
When the chosen boy reaches the point, he will find the light.
The passing of time will shatter the nightmare rock and will reveal the path of light. |
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| (Ness got the Sound Stone.) |
| It's already dawn outside... But it doesn't matter to me. I'm fading fast... Argh! *Gasp* |
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| (Ness got the Mr. Baseball Cap.) |
I'll give you my Mr. Baseball Cap, I know you've wanted it for a long time.
It's the best cap for someone really brave like you. |
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| The town of Onett. |
Ness dug around in the trash can. Well, let's see here.
There is a hamburger inside! Ness takes it. |
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| Yeah? |
To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image.
I guess I just have to accept this about myself. |
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| "Fail-proof" Frank is now just "failure" Frank. |
| Ness, you've become stronger than I! Your adventure is just beginning... |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the first "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Giant Step |
Ness caught a glimpse of a small, cute puppy.
Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of Giant Step. |
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| I know that... I know that!... |
Okay, listen, a kid named Ness will be there in a few minutes...
He's a kid in a red cap... I want you to open the road to Twoson for him... |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
Okay, get ready for an instant memory!
Look at the camera... Ready... Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
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| Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
Wow, what a great photograph!
It will always bring back the fondest of memories... |
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| (smile, smile) |
| Hello, may I take your order? |
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| Yes, I'm Everdred, boss of Burglin Park. |
When I jumped off the roof, I twisted my ankle.
Anyway, I lost and nothing will change that. |
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| By the way, I could really use $200. |
I'm Apple Kid. I haven't taken a bath in quite a while, so I may be kind of stinky.
By the way, I'm starving. Do you have something to eat?
If you do, can I have some? |
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| Crud... |
I wonder who made the bridge impassable?
Why would someone do this? |
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| (For some weird reason, a pencil-shaped iron statue is blocking the path.) |
Hello... this is Apple Kid. I've just finished work on this great invention!
Get over here as fast as you can! This thing is soooo cool!
See you soon! Slam! Beeeep... |
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| Blew, blew. |
I'm trying to learn how to whistle.
I heard that whistling makes one smile.
I'll practice over there. |
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| Will you be my right-hand assistant? |
You fool, I have drawn you into my trap.
Carpainter's lightning was reflected by the Franklin Badge. |
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| You're just like I imagined you would be... |
I'm sure that some people in Twoson are worried about me... Getting back there may be dangerous, but we can do it if we combine our strength.
I'm able to use a little psychic power that is actually pretty deadly... |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the second "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Lilliput Steps |
Ness briefly had a vision of a baby in a red cap.
Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of the Lilliput Steps. |
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| Hey, ya came with Paula! |
Then you deserve a present, playboy.
Here's a Backstage pass.
You can get into our shows with this! |
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| I didn't make a spectacle of myself, did I? |
Well, what do you know?
This little nipper took us from a nightmare to a dream... |
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| Okay, guys, here we go! |
| Hey, sidewalk! Get out of my way! |
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| Oh yeah! Let's go! |
| Get on the bus! |
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Take a look at that chick in front of the hotel.
Regardless of some of the people I've seen her hanging out with,
I think I'd like to spend some time with her! |
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| Okay, now use me as a step and climb over the gate. |
Well... I'll say goodbye for now.
I don't know where you're going or why, but remember, we are best friends forever. |
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| Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
Wow, what a great photograph!
It will always bring back the fondest of memories... |
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| Ahh Choo! |
| I heard that the wind is always blowing when Tessie appears. |
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| Kya kyi kya kyoo. (Give me some gum now.) |
| Kaki kuke ko. (I'll take care of everything.) |
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| Watch for falling materials! |
| ...Brick Road |
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| Uh, those glasses look good on you. |
And not only that... What? Who? My son? Oh... I... can't... I can't believe it...
You're Jeff, my son. It's been maybe 10 years since I last saw you.
I'm so glad you're such a healthy boy. |
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| The Sky Runner... I guess it took a little damage while landing... |
I'm Jeff. I came because you called me.
I'm not really strong, really near-sighted, kind of shy, and I tend to be a little reckless.
This is just the way I am... I hope you want me to be your friend... okay? |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
| I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! |
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| The Tiny Li'l Ghost reached out with its icy hand. |
| Paula's body solidified! |
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| Gaaoooorrgg!!! |
| Boogey Tent trapped you! |
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| Ness placed the Zombie Paper on the floor. |
Zombie Paper really works, so I hope someone comes up with "pretty girl paper."
Oops, that wasn't a nice thing to say. |
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| The Mini Barf attacked! |
| When you get through the path, you're meet a dirty, stinky, ugly, powerful monster.
I wet my pants just thinking about it. |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
| I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! |
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| Say the password! |
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| Buuurp! |
| Get ready to feel the pain of true nausea! |
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| Go in hot spring. Wash barf off you body! |
| (You got in and washed all of the extremely dirty gunk off of your body.) |
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| Drink coffee before go? |
Do you remember how your long
and winding journey began with
someone pounding at your door? |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
Okay, get ready for an instant memory!
Look at the camera... Ready... Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the third "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Milky Well |
Ness thought he heard his mother from far away...
she said "Be a thoughtful, strong boy..." |
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| Peace! Love! |
| Thank you for bringing peace and happiness back to Threed! |
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| Wow! What a rush! |
| We won because of our brains, guts, and togetherness. |
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| Man! It's bumper to bumper! |
| Welcome to the very end of the world's longest traffic jam! |
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Audio/Video
Media:Brent_-_I_Would_Do_Anything_For_Love.mp3
Media:Diss-dramatic-readings-of-sewer-threads-zato-1.mp3
Recognition
FUCKING PARTY AWARD
Quotes
[Diss] I assure you I'm one relevant motherfucker.
[@Devolicious] hey fags what are the fonts on the gamingforce banner
[+Leknaat] Devo: goo question
[+Diss] Dev it's called Style Robotic
[+Leknaat] *good
[+Terminus] Bobo's font!
[+Leknaat] Style Robotic?
[+Diss] Yeah
[+Diss] Haha I'm totally fucking lying, now she's gonna go look for a font that I made up.
[+Leknaat] Plarom, get Style Robotic, and print your paper in that!
[+Leknaat] Damn you, Diss
[+Diss] I can't wait until she comes back saying she can't find it ahaha
[@Devolicious] i see no such thing as style robotic
[@Devolicious] just robotik
[+Diss] Where did you look?
[@Devolicious] google
[+Diss] Try some of those font archive sites
[@Devolicious] no luck diss
[+Diss] That's weird, Dev.
[+Diss] I know galen has it
[+Diss] He often makes those custom banners
[+Leknaat] Devo: just try italicizing a normal font. that's all it looks like to me.
[@Devolicious] nah it's not normal
[+FreshFrank] DEvo, you know he made that shit up, right?
[+Diss] aahahahahaha
[@Devolicious] you're a dick diss
[+FreshFrank] Silly californian girl.
[+Diss] =D
ยทยท Kicks : you were kicked from #gfchat by [Devolicious] : [fuck off]
[%a_lurker] man I love it when diss gets sardonic. <3
[@Roflfox] TURNIPS WORLD
[@Roflfox] TURNIPS WORLD
[@Roflfox] PARTY TIME
[@Roflfox] EXCELLENT
[+Diss] MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLY
!+Diss [mp3] Arcturus - [Aspera Heims Symfonia - 01] - To Thou Who Dwellest in the Night [06:46 - 128kbps]
[+Tails] =p
[+gup|icon] diss how about you shut up for once
[+Tails] LOL
[+Diss] How about I feed you my cock
[+gup|icon] how about i feed your cock to my wood chipper
[+Diss] How about I feed your wood chipper to my wood chipper chipper.
[+Diss] BAM
[+gup|icon] WHAT THE FUCK.
[+gup|icon] i got served ._.
!+Diss cwalk
[+Tails] HAHAHAHA
[+gup|icon] .___.
[+Diss] Have you at least had those maple cookies?
[+Diss] They're shaped like maple leaves
[+Diss] They are so good
[+acidboy] yes
[+acidboy] mmmmmmmmmmm
[+Diss] FUCK
[+Diss] IT FELL IN THE MILK
[+Diss] SHIT IT'S TOO DEEP TO GET OUT
[+Diss] NO
[+acidboy] haha
[+acidboy] LOL
[+Diss] I MUST SAVE IT BEFORE IT GETS SOGGY
[+Diss] FUCK
[+acidboy] IT'S GONE FOREVER
[+Diss] NEED SOMETHING TO PULL IT OUT WITH
[+Diss] AAAHHH
[+Diss] SCISSORS
[+acidboy] oh god
[+Diss] OMG NO ITS FALLING APART
[+Diss] DISINTEGRATING IN THE MILK
[+Diss] NOOOOOOOOOO
[+Diss] And now my god damn scissors are all milky
[+Diss] And I lost a cookie =(
[+Diss] It melted
[+Diss] Shit it almost happened again but I was too quick for it
[+Diss] Shoddy construction, that's what it is
[+Diss] I was pinching it between thumb and index finger for precise dipping and the cookie part came away from the icing on one half and both sunk to a vitamin A and D enriched grave
[+acidboy] you need some sleep man
[+acidboy] seriously
[+Tsukasa] why doesn't blizzard sue new line entertainment
[+Tsukasa] after all they stole orcs from warcraft
[+Diss] What's worse is LotR stole HUMANS from Blizzard
[+Tails] Humans are COPYRIGHTED by BLIZZARD
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