Diss spends a lot of time in IRC, and can usually be reached there more quickly than through the forum's private messaging system.
He was nominated for, and won, the Best Chatroom Member GFF award in 2006. Pom was disqualified for having a Hitler moustache.
While he missed out on the original Ace Combat fighter scramble, Diss managed to get involved in the second coming of Ace_Combat_ERA as a member of the resurrected RAZGRIZ squadron. Hell, let's just say it, 'cause we're not fooling anyway by saying "a member". He was the most awesome member of RAZGRIZ squadron, taking the role of RAZGRIZ-3 pilot Alvin H. "Chopper" Davenport. The choice was fitting, because Chopper, much like Diss, kicks total ass.
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| A bee I am not... |
When the chosen boy reaches the point, he will find the light.
The passing of time will shatter the nightmare rock and will reveal the path of light. |
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| (Ness got the Sound Stone.) |
| It's already dawn outside... But it doesn't matter to me. I'm fading fast... Argh! *Gasp* |
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| (Ness got the Mr. Baseball Cap.) |
I'll give you my Mr. Baseball Cap, I know you've wanted it for a long time.
It's the best cap for someone really brave like you. |
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| The town of Onett. |
Ness dug around in the trash can. Well, let's see here.
There is a hamburger inside! Ness takes it. |
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| Yeah? |
To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image.
I guess I just have to accept this about myself. |
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| "Fail-proof" Frank is now just "failure" Frank. |
| Ness, you've become stronger than I! Your adventure is just beginning... |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the first "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Giant Step |
Ness caught a glimpse of a small, cute puppy.
Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of Giant Step. |
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| I know that... I know that!... |
Okay, listen, a kid named Ness will be there in a few minutes...
He's a kid in a red cap... I want you to open the road to Twoson for him... |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
Okay, get ready for an instant memory!
Look at the camera... Ready... Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
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| Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
Wow, what a great photograph!
It will always bring back the fondest of memories... |
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| (smile, smile) |
| Hello, may I take your order? |
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| Yes, I'm Everdred, boss of Burglin Park. |
When I jumped off the roof, I twisted my ankle.
Anyway, I lost and nothing will change that. |
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| By the way, I could really use $200. |
I'm Apple Kid. I haven't taken a bath in quite a while, so I may be kind of stinky.
By the way, I'm starving. Do you have something to eat?
If you do, can I have some? |
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| Crud... |
I wonder who made the bridge impassable?
Why would someone do this? |
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| (For some weird reason, a pencil-shaped iron statue is blocking the path.) |
Hello... this is Apple Kid. I've just finished work on this great invention!
Get over here as fast as you can! This thing is soooo cool!
See you soon! Slam! Beeeep... |
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| Blew, blew. |
I'm trying to learn how to whistle.
I heard that whistling makes one smile.
I'll practice over there. |
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| Will you be my right-hand assistant? |
You fool, I have drawn you into my trap.
Carpainter's lightning was reflected by the Franklin Badge. |
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| You're just like I imagined you would be... |
I'm sure that some people in Twoson are worried about me... Getting back there may be dangerous, but we can do it if we combine our strength.
I'm able to use a little psychic power that is actually pretty deadly... |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the second "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Lilliput Steps |
Ness briefly had a vision of a baby in a red cap.
Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of the Lilliput Steps. |
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| Hey, ya came with Paula! |
Then you deserve a present, playboy.
Here's a Backstage pass.
You can get into our shows with this! |
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| I didn't make a spectacle of myself, did I? |
Well, what do you know?
This little nipper took us from a nightmare to a dream... |
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| Okay, guys, here we go! |
| Hey, sidewalk! Get out of my way! |
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| Oh yeah! Let's go! |
| Get on the bus! |
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| ! |
Take a look at that chick in front of the hotel.
Regardless of some of the people I've seen her hanging out with,
I think I'd like to spend some time with her! |
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| Okay, now use me as a step and climb over the gate. |
Well... I'll say goodbye for now.
I don't know where you're going or why, but remember, we are best friends forever. |
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| Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
Wow, what a great photograph!
It will always bring back the fondest of memories... |
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| Ahh Choo! |
| I heard that the wind is always blowing when Tessie appears. |
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| Kya kyi kya kyoo. (Give me some gum now.) |
| Kaki kuke ko. (I'll take care of everything.) |
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| Watch for falling materials! |
| ...Brick Road |
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| Uh, those glasses look good on you. |
And not only that... What? Who? My son? Oh... I... can't... I can't believe it...
You're Jeff, my son. It's been maybe 10 years since I last saw you.
I'm so glad you're such a healthy boy. |
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| The Sky Runner... I guess it took a little damage while landing... |
I'm Jeff. I came because you called me.
I'm not really strong, really near-sighted, kind of shy, and I tend to be a little reckless.
This is just the way I am... I hope you want me to be your friend... okay? |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
| I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! |
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| The Tiny Li'l Ghost reached out with its icy hand. |
| Paula's body solidified! |
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| Gaaoooorrgg!!! |
| Boogey Tent trapped you! |
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| Ness placed the Zombie Paper on the floor. |
Zombie Paper really works, so I hope someone comes up with "pretty girl paper."
Oops, that wasn't a nice thing to say. |
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| The Mini Barf attacked! |
| When you get through the path, you're meet a dirty, stinky, ugly, powerful monster.
I wet my pants just thinking about it. |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
| I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! |
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| Say the password! |
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| Buuurp! |
| Get ready to feel the pain of true nausea! |
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| Go in hot spring. Wash barf off you body! |
| (You got in and washed all of the extremely dirty gunk off of your body.) |
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| Drink coffee before go? |
Do you remember how your long
and winding journey began with
someone pounding at your door? |
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| Pictures taken instantaneously! |
Okay, get ready for an instant memory!
Look at the camera... Ready... Say, "fuzzy pickles." |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the third "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Milky Well |
Ness thought he heard his mother from far away...
she said "Be a thoughtful, strong boy..." |
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| Peace! Love! |
| Thank you for bringing peace and happiness back to Threed! |
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| Wow! What a rush! |
| We won because of our brains, guts, and togetherness. |
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| Man! It's bumper to bumper! |
| Welcome to the very end of the world's longest traffic jam! |
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| Why would you feel like talking to a tiny black sesame like me. |
I wanna apologize to the white sesame that I hurt before.
If I could just see her. |
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| Jeff felt dizzy and weak and received 4 HP damage! |
Ness tried Healing α!
Jeff's sunstroke was cured! |
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| It's been good for the city. |
| The city of Fourside has developed quite a bit since Mr. Geldegarde Monotoli hit the big time. |
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| Have I got a bombshell for you tonight, kids! |
aaaaaAAAAAH!!! Ka-boom!!
The Runaway Five!!! Yeah!!
3--2--1--GO! |
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| No. 3 |
I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all.
We are all moles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us.
Take your best shot! |
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| You've gotten rid of the monster?! |
Ok, from here on, just let me dig...
You'll see, I'll find the buried gold! |
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| I could give you a great hint for just $75. You'd like a hint, wouldn't you? |
So you're telling me that you don't want a hint? You're either awfully confident or $75 is too much to pay.
Anyway, a young man like you is very unusual these days. |
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| ...You should thank me. That diamond is worth maybe... MAYBE... $50. |
| Money, that's what I want. Money, that's what is hot.
Money, that's what I want. Money, it's what we ain't got 'cept freedom, freedom, freedom is what we've really sought! |
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| Welcome to the final Runaway Five performance at the Topolla Theater! |
It's going to be a great show! We're so good it makes me...
think that those kids by the exit will wet their pants!
Those kids are hip, baby! |
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| Gwaaaaaaaaagh! |
Ness, Customer Ness, please hurry to Paula... Gwaaaaaaargh!
Ness, Customer Ness... Gwagh! Gwargh!! |
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| Gwaaagh, Gwarrrgh! |
You finally made it. This department store is gonna be your grave!
Gwaaagh. You will be gone, and you'll be burning in... Well, you'll go to heaven! |
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| There are lots of strange things happening in this department store. |
| What did you do during the power outage? I was sitting here 'cause I was scared. |
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| I've heard some bad rumors about Mr. Monotoli. |
In the old days, Mr. Monotoli was just a regular, unattractive real estate agent.
Now he has the power to control the police force.
I don't think the city of Fourside is better than before. |
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| This elevator is only for Master Pokey's use. |
Quit staring at my hips...
why don't you stand somewhere else instead of behind me? |
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| Hey dudes! It's summer! |
It's the manly time of year!
Time for sports, guys!
What'll it be today? |
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| There's a loud noise outside. |
| Must be the seventh inning stretch, and the fans are singing "Take me out to the ballgame" at the stadium. |
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| Before I go, here's my last haiku poem: |
When on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
then lock the door tight. |
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| Welcome to Moonside. Wecomel to Soonmide. Moonwel ot cosidme. |
If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain.
Yes, you will.
No, you will... not.
Yesno, you will won't. |
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| (It is a golden statue that you have seen before.) |
| Evil Mani-Mani attacked! |
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| In truth, all is pre-determined... |
The truth of space and time moves through the universe like a wave...
Truth speaks through space and matter and makes itself known to human beings.
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| Ness learned how to use Psi Teleportation. |
| Kyakyakyoyko (Okay, I'll do a teacher's demonstration.) |
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| I'm getting outta here! |
| Looks like you're the world-class loser again! |
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| You kids don't look very bright. Let me explain. |
These stones are making a pattern.
It's called Stonehenge. |
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| Stonehenge Base |
(For some reason, something that looks like a
very large iron eraser is in the way.) |
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| You finally got here. |
This is the fourth "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
Take it from me, if you dare... |
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| Rainy Circle |
| Ness caught a whiff of Steak, but just for a second. |
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| (It's a Myna bird!) |
(Have a fantastic vacation! At least until you run out of money.
Hotel Du Summers) |
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| I can't believe you pronounce Hotel as "Hotel." |
In this country, Hotel is pronounced "'otel."
...What?
So then in your country, is otter pronounced as "Hotter?"
'Ow should I know these things? |
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| The show? It's already started. Everyone stares at the stone on stage and philosophizes. |
Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that
your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident. |
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| You came from far off just to eat my magic cake? |
| (Ness had a dream, it was a very clear, and very strange, dream.) |
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| This is Mu, the place of nothingness. |
People who train here must first clear everything from their mind.
If you can make your mind blank and learn the true meaning of "Mu," you'll pass through.
Mu is Mu... |
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| Now, I can only communicate directly with your mind. Your mind is all you have left... |
If you lose your mind, you also lose any feelings of sadness... Do you accept this?
I will take your mind, Prince Poo, know that I will possess it... |
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[Diss] Contrary to what you guys maybe believe, I do not have the ability to snap my fingers and SUMMON MAGIC HATS.
