Knkwzrd
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Biography
- Join date: Autumn 2005
- Aliases: knk, Kinky Wizard
- Birthdate: April 5, 1989
- Birthplace: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Born in a cabbage patch and raised by a Franciscan Monks in the rugged Canadian wilderness, knkwzrd learned to talk by watching short government funded cartoons. Soon he grew weary of monastery life and trudged off into the bush, where he was taught to shave by a bear. Eventually, knk emerged from the bush into the bustling metropolis of Transcona, the majestic land where every lawn has a car sitting on it. He got a job in an envelope factory and currently resides on the roof of a nearby Wendy's.
Oh! You Pretty Thing!
