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Merv Burger

A restaurant in the Waterfront Mall. Smiles are free!

Table of contents

1 Biography

1.1 Avatar History

2 Community Involvement

2.1 Forum Activity
2.2 Drama

2.2.1 The Gamingforce Payola Scandal
2.2.2 THE END OF GAMINGFORCE

2.3 Projects/Achievements
2.4 Quotes
2.5 Friends
2.6 People Who Are :krad:
2.7 People Who Just Suck

3 Related Images

3.1 Signature Reference

4 Related Links

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Biography

Join Date: Early Summer 2002 (before Crash Landon by a few weeks, and that's all that matters)
Aliases: Merv Burger, Merv, You Little Shithead
Residence: Western New York, USA
Contact:
1. AIM: spcowsfan
2. E-Mail: sp[dot]cows[at]verizon[dot]net , mervburger[at]gmail[dot]com

Mostly hangs around the General and Computer boards. Also hangs around in #gfchat, poking fun at people like Simply Retarded and Zeal. Some would say he's funny, but he doesn't know why. Must be because he's around with people like Pom, Mo0, AcerBandit and such. He could list Ultima, but he's not funny.

Is Crash Landon's younger brother. But we all know who's number one.

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Avatar History

Somewhat sorted by intended amount of useage.

8-bit!

<3 Anita

One of the many "Mahoro-rush" avs at my disposal

FUCK YOU, INTERNET

GOES WHERE?

MASTER CHEF COOKING COVIE ASS

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Community Involvement

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Forum Activity

Pretty much only posts in The Sewers, General Discussion, Help Desk, OS and Software and Hardware and Networking. Is somewhat active in #gfchat, but mostly there to take channel stats (http://ae2t.no-ip.com:88/bryan/gfchat/) (ps pom is a chat whore.) Was, for a brief time, part of Team RTFO on MobRO. Is a member of Team Awesome.

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Drama

Avoids most drama, usually. Has gotten caught up, somewhat, in the recent events involving Sir VG, primarily, the "Megatokyo Journal Bannings," and "The Sir VG Faggotry Effect."

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The Gamingforce Payola Scandal

Sir VG explained a theory as to why he gets so much focus from the staff about his trolling, while some others don't.

Let's show the details of this theory here because you don't understand.

Merv gets away with trolling. Likely this is because he is paying somebody off on staff.
Crash is his brother. Easy access.
Crash is also in need of money.
Merv gives Crash money for debt if he gets the staff to overlook his "behavior".
Crash pays off debts.
Merv can make trolling posts.


Now I'm not saying it's true. I highly doubt it is, because of the following reasons:

1) Crash actually isn't that stupid. I doubt he'd take a bribe, even from his own brother. He's a hard working man that makes an honest living.
2) Merv probably doesn't have any money, and even if he did, I'm sure there are some staff that hate me enough Brady that would help him without having to take any greenbacks.

While most immediately ignored this theory, calling it ludicrous, some signs started showing that VG's theory may be true.

First, Merv Burger created a thread (http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/testing-forum/7314-itt-i-discuss-bizness-staff.html), where he is quoted with saying:

I just thought that since VG reveiled my CUNNING PLAN, I'd just save us all the trouble and put these transactions out in the open.

However, it is unknown who those "inconvenient members" are, and how much can be really done with just :10bux:.

The second bit of evidence is this chat line on 06/09/2006 (TAILS-4 is Colonel Skills):

[03:56] <TAILS-4> 02:55 <+MervBurger> blah if I pay you :10bux: would you edit vg's signature  because it's asking for it
[03:57] <MervBurger> HOW'D YOU FIND THAT

This would seem to imply that Merv Burger has monetary influence not only over Crash Landon, but other members of staff.

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THE END OF GAMINGFORCE

He had everything to do with it, why even lie. Started the ruckus, pissed bobo off, got bobo to throw down some f-bombs and get the shit rolling.

[8:19pm] Hefty: sup shithead aka merv
[8:20pm] MervBurger: oh sup ben
[8:20pm] MervBurger: just being a LITTLE SHITHEAD lik always
[8:20pm] Q-Rat: oh hay merv bobo is pissed at you or something?
[8:20pm] Q-Rat: I heard rumours on the internest
[8:20pm] Q-Rat: internets even
[8:20pm] MervBurger: maybe he is!
[8:21pm] a_lurker: Merv why are you such a little shithead.
[8:21pm] a_lurker: I'd think by now you'd be a big shithead.
[8:21pm] Crash: Bobo is a ticking time bomb of fury.
[8:21pm] MervBurger: or maybe I'm near the CAPABILITY OF TAKING DOWN GAMINGFORCE FOREVER
[8:21pm] Hefty: ANGRY ASIAN ALERT
[8:21pm] Hefty: ANGRY ASIAN ALERT
[8:21pm] CHz: Merv is the new Tails.
[8:21pm] MervBurger: mark my words
[8:21pm] Crash: Bobo is Mr. Furious.
[8:21pm] Hefty: GODZILLA
[8:21pm] Hefty: GODZILLA
[8:21pm] MervBurger: my words will bring the end of gamingforce
[8:21pm] Kirche-chan: LOL
[8:22pm] Kirche-chan: ONCE MERV OPENS HIS MOUTH GAMINGFORCE IS FINISHED
[8:22pm] Hefty: GODZILLA
[8:22pm] MervBurger: I WILL OPEN ONE OF MY FIVE MOUTHS AND SING THE SONG THAT ENDS GAMINGFORCE
[8:22pm] CHz: =O
[8:22pm] Kirche-chan: Well I gladly hand the SASS AWARD FOR DRAMA over to Merv this year
[8:22pm] Hefty: this is the final book of the bible
[8:22pm] Kirche-chan: Dont even need to vote this year
[8:22pm] Kirche-chan: Merv wins why even lie
[8:22pm] CHz: THE BOOK OF MERV

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Projects/Achievements

| Got called a "little shithead" by bobo. (http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/journal.php?action=comment&entryid=8474)
Maintained, and let drop out of existence, the GFF Direct Connect Hublisting, where people posted information to public DC hubs. Stopped maintaining it due to lack of posting, and it was a real bitch to modify all the time.
NONE LOL

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