Ramoth
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Biography
- Join date: Feb 2006
- Aliases: r4, Ridge Racer 4, ¯\(º_o)/¯, GRUN-1, DATAGONK
In early February, CHz posted some quotes of Colonel Skills telling some of his crazy stories in #nwifi. ramoth was so amused he joined the channel, and has been a regular there ever since. At that time, he was using the nick r4 on IRC. At the behest of Skills, he signed up for the forums with the name Ridge Racer 4. However, he quickly asked Miles to change his nick to ramoth, realizing that Ridge Racer 4 is a rather silly name.
Personality
Awesome. That is all. Seems to enjoy having his name changed. Has known CHz since the summer before 2nd grade.
Community Involvement
Forum Activity
ramoth has been closely involved with Team Awesome actions, as he hangs out in #nwifi and #xblive. Participated in Gamingforce RGB Chain, and Ace Combat ERA.
Drama
On the receiving end of a massive hateboner from Shin.
Projects/Achievements
Probably some stuff.
Related Media
Audio/Video
Quotes
The Latex Glove Story (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/sewers/15172-standing-line-today-3.html#post329255):
This was quite a long time ago. I was probably 14, maybe 15. Girl decided that she had had it with masturbation and wanted :bigdick:. I was extremely apprehensive. I didn't really know her well at this point (although I would end up having a relationship with her later, which too ended in disaster). We were at her house, alone, as we often were, practicing music -- I played violin and she piano. We played duets, it was cute. Anyway, the sexual tension got to great and so we started making out, foreplay ensued, etc. We got to the part where the pink choochoo goes into the love tunnel, and we noticed that we were missing one of those condom thingers. SO, she has the bright idea to get out a latex glove. Uh-huh. I nearly lost my boner at this point, but beinga young man and full of zip and zest (read: hormones), I quickly got it up again. Slipped on the glove, and away we went.
Now, here's where the story gets really painful: I'm allergic to latex. Yes, I knew this, but I was a much more passive person at that point in my life (and especially in that relationship) and she was insisting. Plus, her breasts were almost as big as my face. How could I possibly say no? After about five minutes, it's too much for me. I can't feel anything through the latex -- except what feels like my skin burning off. I pull out and just tell her "look I can't do this, allergic to latex etc etc." Before she can respond (she was just sitting there, agape, looking stupid with no pants on) I go to the bathroom and pull off the impromptu condom. My poor third leg was covered in red dots. Painful, painful red dots. That WoW video guy would not have been asking for more DOTs if he had seen my dick. He would have probably given me 50 dkp for sympathy. God, that hurt.
The most awkward part of all this was that I couldn't go anywhere. Had to wait with her, awkwardly, until my dad came and picked me up. I think we just cuddled a little and I went to sleep. So there you have it, GFF. My final, and only, dark secret.
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http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=692
