Sassafrass

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Sassafrass

Intro goes up your motherfucking cock hole, you shitfucker.

Table of contents

1 Gamingforce Background

1.1 Personality

2 Community Involvement

2.1 Forum Activity
2.2 Drama
2.3 Projects/Achievements

3 Related Media

3.1 Audio/Video
3.2 Quotes
3.3 Images

3.3.1 Various
3.3.2 Avatar History

4 Friends

5 Shitlist

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Gamingforce Background

Join date: Fourth Quarter 2000

"Hey, Sass. Don`t you mean Fourth Quarter 2001? This was at earliest when you were first noticed (though I`m pretty sure you started posting early to mid 2002) and it would make sense since that`s not long after Pang joined... Who I would think brought you."--OctoberOmicron 21:26, 27 Oct 2006 (PDT)

OO, I joined in fourth quarter of 00 (early December), but didn't start posting until March or so in 01. I followed at Pang's heels, who joined 2000.

I was at GFF well before 9/11. ^_^ --Sassafrass 21:13, 13 Nov 2006 (PST)

(Let's take this to your talk/discussion page--OctoberOmicron 06:03, 14 Nov 2006 (PST))

Aliases: Sass, Sassu, Assafrass
Birthdate: January 20, 1982
Occupation: Fulltime student, fulltime work.
Current Weight: 4 metric tonnes (estimate)
Current KICK YOUR ASS Level: Beats most grown men at arm wrestling

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Personality

Infamous for being the brash bitch on the forums, Sass usually opens her mouth and sounds like the most obnoxious thing this side of.....the planet? Bordering on a resident troll, she swears like a sailor, is a misogynist, and generally acts like a man. Additionally, her religion revolves around nature despite her adamantly denying it.

It's a wonder she's not a lumberjack. The career suits her.

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Community Involvement

Sass has won numerous awards for her community involvement. Despite her unpolished and unladylike behavior around the forums, she's all gooey and stupid inside. She can not deny being female afterall.

Constantly attempting to make things interesting between Journal Drama, community activities, and other shit, she tries her very best to make Gamingforce a community, despite what Pangalin thinks of everyone.

What a meanie.

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Forum Activity

Sass shows up and harasses us daily. In the near four years she's been here, she never takes more than 2 days off GFF (with the exception of holiday once a year). She seems pretty proud about that for some reason. Maybe it's a left over mental issue with perfect attendance from elementary school.
Sass's constant activities have earned her a spot in the elite echelon of 10,000-post holders.

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Drama

Infernal Monkey's rendering of Sass' affection for drama

Sassafrass is well-known for her persistence in talking about any issue she feels affects the boards, and as such tends to be the first person people mention when drama is afoot.

Sass' Chocojournal is a main incubator for boardwide drama. Pretty much every event of drama that has occurred with the exception of a few incidents, Sass has been there, sadly.

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