Simply Majestic
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"It's true. This man has no dick."
GFF Most Bannedest Member 2006
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Biography
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- Aliases: SonicMan, The Unbreakable, Unbreakable, Simply Majestic, S&M
Past
Simply Majestic's GFF past covers over three and a half years. He registered when he was twelve and a half. He discovered GFF through someone in MGOForums, which said that if he would to stay at those forums (which does currently not exist) that he would be charged with breaking the law. His first GFF name was SonicDude. Because he had AOL at the time, there were some problems getting an activated registration. He told Bobo this, he told him to make a new name up, which he did and registered successfully as SonicMan.
Since then, he has flamed an old member, mainly Pink, for posting Sonic porn. He was banned twice, the first time for being underage on the forums. (It is reported that staff at the time simply used this excuse to ban him since there was no more viable reason under that administration. The ban was executed by Drex, and there was much rejoicing (that SonicMan was gone for the next few months, and that Drex had finally put his foot down on a member issue).) The second was for insulting a moderator.
In total, he has had three names on GFF. SonicMan, The Unbreakable, and Simply Majestic. Most who know him best prefer to call him The Unbreakable. He posts are varied, at times he will post like a regular member, other times he will not post at all, just read what the discussions are about.
He has since *tried* to mature and respect other's differences, with only a mild success so far. In real life, he is xenophobic; he also has a fear of himself. One of the members that have helped Simply Majestic recover from his past is mainly Secret Squirrel. He is Simply Majestic's best friend online.
Present
Simply Majestic is a member, frequently touted as an overall dull example of one. Simply has found himself attacked repeatedly by many members, usually on the basis of his given opinions on the current topic; those opinions are generally considered to be right-wing.
Some members, like Crash Landon, have attempted to peacefully reason with Simply, only to be met with failure and disappointment. Others have reasoned with Simply Majestic peacefully, two examples of this would be Secret Squirrel and AliceNWondrland. Other members, on the other hand have been contacted by him via instant messenger and proceeded to further mock him. Some examples of this have been Ultima and Encephalon who have given up all hope of reasoning with the boy and simply use him as a proverbial "toy mouse" to verbally swat around when the boards are in a slump. Many chat transcripts have been posted to several journals depicting the result of what happens when sheer ignorance meets sheer boredom.
He is also apparently attempting to work on the "next great-American" screenplay, called "Prodigy". Since the overwhelming critism of his first five pages, he has decided to halt progress of the project until his real life is sorted and fixed.
Drama
Upon Simply Majestic's posting of his "great american screenplay", numerous members began making references to the group Prodigy - a British techno act. More than one person suggested a character in the story "Smack My Bitch Up".
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Activities
- Primary Backstabee in GFF Survivor.
- Was the first to create GFF Fantasy Sports, using the Yahoo! creation process. Since then, NYRSkate has been more successful in creating better Fantasy Sports, however he hopes next year he can reclaim the title of the best in Fantasy Sports.
