Yamamanama

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Yamamanama
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Biography

  • Join date: April 2003
  • Aliases: (your botching of Yamamanama here) e.g. Yamamamamamamamamamanamanamanamanamamanananana
  • Birthdate: July 6, 1984


Personality

Easily the most back-biting and cowardly fuck ever to disgrace the boards. He's not smart and predictably shows this by plagiarizing obscure literary passages from "new-age" hack novels and attempts to belittle anyone who has either never heard of said novels or likes Muse. No matter what he tries to tell you through lyrics and quotations from literature, one can easily extrapolate that there is not a single original thought emanating from this frail, hollow shell of a human being. If there is one "nice thing" to say about the man, it's that his persistence in hating Gamingforce is matched only by that of DevilGlobox; only difference is that DevilGlobox (or MurraySkull, as some might know him) had a legitimate reason.

An undying fan of Muse, a fact that is clearly undisputed by his final avatar that he sported when he was banned.

Also loves cock. Lots of it. So much cock you can't even fathom how much cock he loves.

It is the opinion of this humble editor that Yamamanama may, in fact, be a Scientologist. No rational human being would be as convinced that the entire world is against him simply for trying to enlighten the population unless they, like all Sientologists, thought that they are the absolute authority on all things good in this world. --Encephalon 16:14, 17 Feb 2008 (PST)


Avatar History

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Community Involvement

None to speak of as this would imply he was an involved member of the community in good standing.

Forum Activity

Mostly TQP, Sewers, and General Discussion. Part of Team Asian. The real meat of his time spent on the boards were spent on creepy stalker rampages with every prominent female member of the community who he felt were easy targets to unload his literary plagiarizations on; all through their journals.

Drama

As stated above, his creepy wooing of several female members was quite short-lived. Once said members grew tired of vapid and out-of-context text passages in their journal comments, they would quickly lost interest (in a matter of minutes in some cases) and either stopped talking to him or banned him from their journals. Naturally, the clingy complex of this farce of a human being could never handle such a blow to his self-esteem so his modus operandi would immediately become the "betrayed friend who wasted his time on you". If this had happened once or twice, a naive soul might fall for such tripe but this was an occurrence with EVERY SINGLE SOUL HE CROSSED.

Eventually it was decided by the Blah Administration (HAHAHA) that the community had finally had enough of inane malcontents and permanently banned him, something which has apparently left an unholy stain on his very soul. He reminds us all of such by recounting how much he hates the boards and certain members in both his own nonsensical message board (http://thehermeticfeast.net/forums/) (which he co-founded with Moon) or in his "LiveJournal thingus" (http://yamamanama.livejournal.com/). (whatever the fuck that means)

Of course, he doesn't care about the boards, so he mentions them and members he despises every chance he gets. But he's not obsessed. PINKY SWEAR.

Achievements

Quite possibly the only member ever to be banned from the Gamingforce group on facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2209550298) for being an inherently hostile and emotionally-unstable sap who constantly harassed others through their facebook accounts. Clearly the cowardly sniping from his Livejournal and The Hermetic Feast is not enough.