Zephyrin is a fucktard
From GFWiki
| Mina |
|
A thread by Zephyrin, originally created in Community Commons, in 2002. Zephyrin requested that people take their pictures with a writing that clearly depicts Zephyrin as a fucktard. During the thread's various incarnations, at least forty people have contributed to it.
Besides pictures, members also submitted other media such as audio files.
Some of the older images can be found here (http://home.comcast.net/~TheSass/fucktard/fucktard.html).
Information from the original thread
Q: What exactly is a fucktard?
A: Well, some consider a fucktard a mix between a fucker and a retard. Some other consider it a retard that is fucked. Others still consider it a person so worthless that they aren’t even worth a word in the dictionary.
All technicalities aside, “fucktard” is common slang term used around GFF and is not allowed to be used outside the forums else the person wishes the plague upon them and their family.
Q: Why do many consider you a fucktard?
A: Because it’s fun for the whole family. Can you dig it?
Q: How did you become a fucktard?
A: Happened by chance. You see, I stumbled into chat one day, tripped on the doorstop, and fell flat on my face. The users ridiculed and mocked me for days to come. The most avid insult was “fucktard”, humorously enough, and the name stuck.
Q: What is the point of this?
A: To inspire community togetherness through the display of common works.
Q: What are you trying to accomplish?
A: I like pie.
Q: Why should I waste my time doing all this sign-making work for a fucktard such as yourself?
A: BECAUSE I ASKED NICELY, YOU BASTARD! ;_;
Because it’ll be fun?
Q: What’s in it for me, Fucktard?
A: Well, you’ll get your image displayed up top here (if you so wish), and it’ll be indexed here in the front page. You’ll also get my love a free package of gummy bears when I strike it big.
Q: Why is your self-esteem so low?
A: Hey… don’t those gummy bears sound really good about now?
Q: What exactly do you do with the pictures?
A: Wiccan voodoo curses.
Q: What do you REALLY do with the pictures?
A: Collect them, nothing much more or less. I gander at them every so often for a good laugh.
Q: Is it okay for me to be a fucktard too?
A: No.
